Let me just say that I really dislike these things. I was sitting in the backyard about 15 minutes ago talking to my friend on the phone when I heard the bushes rustling. I thought nothing of it as the neighbor's cat usually jumps up on the fence and walks along to Lord knows where. But wait, I remembered the neighbors are gone and their cat is an indoor cat who only gets let out for a few minutes. It was not Simba the cat.
The noise seemed to be coming from my right so I kept looking in that direction. I saw something but it could have been a wooden beam that holds up the fence but then it moved. YUCK. It was not a cat. I tried to shoo the thing away but it was looking straight at me with nasty angry eyes that glowed it seemed.
Inside I ran to get the camera. I chased him along the side fence with camera in hand. That nasty thing disappeared by the neighbor's trash bin.
Excuse me, have you seen my gallbladder?
11 hours ago